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Lonesome George’s death proves creationism beyond any doubt
Now unemployable The passing of Lonesome George yesterday, the rarest animal on Earth, was a cause of great sadness to environmentalists, conservationists and fans of big, slow-moving things that don’t...
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Terrifying number of planets capable of producing another Alex Jones may exist
The possibility that some of these might support whole species of Joneses has reignited the Star Wars programme NASA revealed yesterday that as many as 461 new planets may have been discovered outside...
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Children not learning enough about make-believe
How can Jesus compete with breasts like Carol Danvers’? A damning Ofsted report suggests that over half of England’s schools are failing to teach children enough about fairytales and imaginary...
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Teaching children about Dawkins could put them off science, claims Santa
Gets really narked if you don’t call him ‘Lord’ Jovial multiple trespasser Santa Claus made an unscheduled appearance at the annual ‘Not smugly convinced of your own superiority’ festival in Cheltenham...
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Dawkins to be date-raped and stranger-raped in name of science
“Um, did I just say something monumentally stupid?” Scientist Richard Dawkins has agreed to be raped, once by a friend and once by a complete stranger, in order to test scientifically his pronouncement...
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Richard Dawkins’ Diary
My, what a handsome fellow I am! 5:15 Woke up. Pointless really, nothing to do for a few hours. Back to bed. 9:00. Woken by doorbell; postman with sack of hatemail. I measure his forehead and...
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